Welcome to St. Death's Gardens, the Santiagoville Cemetery. During the recent construction, there was an "accident," skillfully covered up by Santiagoville Times reporters. All the bodies in the old cemetery somehow disappeared (or maybe they all just moved out -- after all, nobody is ever *really* dead here in the Underworld.)
Santiago knew that Hell couldn't possibly exist without a cemetery, so he invites you now to bury yourself within. The new cemetery is in a guestbook format, so have at it, enjoy, leave your body (or someone else's) here for those who wish to mourn or take a stroll through the Gardens.
Even residents may feel free to inter themselves and continue dwelling in their normal homes, since Santiago likes to keep the "fun" in funeral, and nobody can actually die in Santiagoville (just like Disney World!)
