The title of the story you will find here is The Hobbit Trollop and it recounts the adventures of a very generous female Hobbit who suddenly finds herself in Hobbiton. It was born at the request of my very dear friend Maryanne (also known as Angelica Headstrong, the Hobbit Trollop!) and is dedicated to her. She would also like to make you aware that "no Hobbits were emotionally abused in the writing of this fine tale... " I would like to thank her for correcting my spelling of "lembas bread" -- just one small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man!

Angelica's travels lead her to meet up with a host of characters including Merry & Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Legolas, Haldir, Elrond, Gimli and Galadriel as well as a female Elf named Ciendriel who has her hands full between the Prince of Mirkwood and the Marchwarden of Lothlorien. Don't worry, Elf fans, they get equal time with the Hobbits! After all, the author is, herself, an Elf at heart. While the story is, at times, sexually explicit, it is not hard-core and at the heart of it is a romance. You will find many different combinations among the players which I hope will amuse, surprise and titillate you. As of March-warden 28, 2003, the story is finished at last. Woohoo! There is now a Haldir-oriented sequel. When you're done here, click the "Wicked Marchwarden" button below to get to it.

Hobbit Trollop was my very first LOTR inspired story. Now there are many. Links on this page will help you find them! Thanks to everyone who has supported the Trollop for nearly a year now!

I am admittedly not much of a Tolkien scholar, so please forgive me for any errors in descriptions, names of places and so on, though feel free to e-mail them to me. I have tried to be accurate wherever possible and have made corrections when I could. I have also taken the liberty of creating the mostly-female Elven village of Ingra for the purposes of the story. My visions are based mostly on what I have seen in the first two films, and the story takes place somewhere after them. I did my best to make it fit in seamlessly to the Tolkien works, but oh, well. It is really just meant for entertainment.

If you enjoy the story, or have any thoughts, please sign the guest book below, or send me an email. Also, if anyone would like to illustrate the story, I will be happy to post your work on the site.

Added on March-warden 25: Our first fan art!! Ciendriel & Angelica by Shuj

Part One: An Elf with a problem. A party in Hobbiton. A surprise for Legolas.

Part Two: The first kiss. Angelica awake! A surprise for Gimli.

Part Three: I kissed a Hobbit. Elvish cooking. Too much ale!

Part Four: A naked Elf! A drunk Dwarf! A Hobbit pillow fight!

Part Five: The lost tunic. Frodo up a tree. A poetry recital.

Part Six: Breakfast at Bag-End. Leaving Hobbiton. Legolas in Lust.

Part Seven: Craving a bath. A cart full of Hobbits. Frodo gets lucky.

Part Eight: Welcome to Rivendell. Haldir lives! A boat sinks. Elrond's greeting.

Part Nine: Disappearance of Angelica. Wicked, bad Haldir! Ciendriel wears a dress.

Part Ten: Elf Banquet. Legolas remembers. Haldir schemes. Everybody drinks too much!

Part Eleven: Angelica's secrets. Haldir's wicked plans in action.

Part Twelve: "Lord Pleasure Elf." Confessions in the Gardens. The Journey revised.

Part Thirteen: "Once you have a Dwarf..." Confrontation in the library.

Part Fourteen: Peeping Frodo. Dinner at Elrond's. Ciendriel and Legolas try again.

Part Fifteen: Ciendriel's revenge. Jonesing for pipe weed. Haldir gets the last laugh.

Part Sixteen: The Succulent Hobbit. A stolen moment. Orcs!

Part Seventeen: Rescuing the Marchwarden...

Part Eighteen: The Stinking Marchwarden. The dangers of green pipe weed.

Part Nineteen: Merry relents. Elven threesome.

Part Twenty: The morning after...what? The journey quietly goes on.

Part Twenty-One: Arrival in Lothlorien. An audience with Galadriel.

Part Twenty-Two: Another Hobbit pillow fight. Proposals & Propositions.

Part Twenty-Three: Spankapalooza

Part Twenty-Four: Spankapalooza Two

Part Twenty-Five: What Legolas Desires. Angelica's Dilemma.

Part Twenty-Six: A Hobbit drops eaves. Frodo remembers. Haldir's latest proposition.

Part Twenty-Seven: Legolas runs into Gimli. Frodo gets trolloped. Legolas & Ciendriel...

Part Twenty-Eight: The competition begins. Making love in a boat...

Part Twenty-Nine: Love Conquers All. Another Hobbit breakfast. Leaving Lothlorien.

Part Thirty: Merry Brandybuck, excellent listener. Haldir plots...again!

Part Thirty-One: The ways of Elves are mysterious, indeed.

Part Thirty-Two: Males! More Propositions and Proposals.

Part Thirty-Three: Ponderings of Hobbits. In which it rains.

Part Thirty-Four: Wet Elves. Under a cloak.

Part Thirty-Five: The porniest chapter ever.

Part Thirty-Six: Musings of Pippin. Legolas to the rescue!

Part Thirty-Seven: Eight-legged Freaks!

Part Thirty-Eight: Arrival in Mirkwood. Surprise guests!

Part Thirty-Nine: Looking for comfort. A chat with a stranger.

Part Forty: The last to know.

Part Forty-One: Sam's Proposal -- Deceptions Revealed

Part Forty-Two: Decisions and Awakenings

Part Forty-Three: Elf Angst and Hobbit Celebrations

Part Forty-Four: A bath and a Council Meeting.

Part Forty-Five: In the aftermath of the Council Meeting.

Part Forty-Six: The Betrothal Dinner.

Part Forty-Seven: Worries of Morgone. Pippin has a thought.

Part Forty-Eight: The Marchwarden stands alone. Good-byes.

Part Forty-Nine: Return the the Shire.

Part Fifty: A wedding. The End!

Note: as of Chapter Forty-Two, Angelica has chosen the suitor she wants, therefore, the poll is closed. Results displayed below! I think someone, or possibly several someones, cheated! Heh heh.

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