Peanut Butter Parker

Why, you ask, is a site dedicated to an actor from the Lord of the Rings films called 'Peanut Butter Parker'? Well, mostly because it is no longer called 'Let Them Eat Cake.' Here you will find some crumbs of the cake, along with some fabulous new pictures (click Toronto on the right and stop reading now if that's the real reason why you're here!) and perhaps a few words about my little encounter with him in Toronto.

Craig is a fabulous man. I have every respect for him. I have tried to honor that with the revamp of this site.

Ah, but Craig did really say this:

In a relationship is...Hello! Small child. Sorry. Okay, I'm going to say peanut butter for [whispered] sex -- from now on, alright? In a relationship, peanut butter is the most important thing. True or false?

-- Craig Parker, the Great Comedy Debates

Who is the Peanut Butter Princess? Not I, Ciendriel, keeper of the jar. No, I am the Pineapple Princess. The Peanut Butter Princess is Maryanne, also known as the Hobbit Trollop. In case you missed the disclaimer, neither of us know Craig personally, nor is this site approved by him or his management.

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