Haldir

I think you know who Haldir is, or else you would not be here right now, would you? You cannot deny your strange attraction to the Marchwarden of Lothlorien... What was it that drew you to him first? The long blond wig, the patrician nose, the beautiful crystal blue eyes (real blue eyes, unlike some Elves...)? Or perhaps it was the voice...

The Dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark...

Mmmm, that was it, wasn't it? After that, you could not take your eyes or ears off of Haldir.

Were you devastated when he died in Two Towers? Spend hours writing fanfic to bring him back to life? Frantically wave your copy of the book shouting that the Elves were not even supposed to be at Helm's Deep?

Do you secretly spend hours agonizing over whether you like him better than Legolas? Or have you given up keeping it a secret?

It's all right. Sit back, have some cake, and admit it. You are a Haldir fan.